The Noodle Maker: A Novel Read online

  For Jack Ma

  Table of Contents

  Title Page

  The Professional Writer

  The Professional Blood Donor

  The Swooner

  The Suicide or The Actress

  The Possessor or The Possessed

  The Street Writer or The Plastic Bag in the Air

  Let the Mirror Be the Judge or Naked

  The Abandoner or The Abandoned

  The Carefree Hound or The Witness

  International Praise for The Noodle Maker

  ALSO BY MA JIAN

  About the Author

  Copyright Page

  The Professional Writer

  The study faces a kitchen window of the opposite building. At midday or dusk, ‘waves of delicious frying smells stroke or sometimes blast their way through my nose and stomach’. The professional writer always speaks with this level of precision during his conversations with the professional blood donor.

  The writer can now distinguish smells from at least three of the kitchens below. Living at the top of an eight-floor building as he does, he has no choice but to get used to them. As long as the couple from Hubei (he’s convinced they are the culprits) are not fouling the air with their fried chillies, he can sit back and enjoy the smells that waft up from several floors below. Whenever he pushes his window open to let the smells in, his eyes drift from the blank manuscript paper on his desk, and he sinks into a trance.

  The kitchen directly opposite him is very much to his taste, and if he’s not feeling too particular, he can spend an entire afternoon luxuriating in the fragrance of their fish-head soup. He’s seen those large fish heads in the market; you only need buy half a head to make a pot of soup. As the middle-aged woman in the kitchen opposite tosses the Superior Dried Mushrooms, fresh from the local supermarket, into the wok, the professional writer (forties, slightly overweight, single) is overcome once more by the sweet aromas. Now and then, in the dim light, he glimpses a short little man appearing and disappearing between the kitchen implements and washing-up cloths, sausages and prime joints of ham that hang from the ceiling. If their smoke extractor were not making such a racket, he’d be able to hear them talk, and then he could find out at last whether the short little man is her husband, her son, or a Jewish trader from Chaozhou. This question often flits through his mind when he stares down at the blank page on his desk. Before his good friend the professional blood donor arrives today, he spits furious insults at the kitchen. ‘Ginger!’ he mutters impatiently. ‘Fucking idiots! Don’t you know you have to put ginger in fish-head soup?’

  Later that Sunday afternoon, the blood donor turns up at the writer’s apartment block as usual. Listening to him plod and pant up the stairwell, the writer can tell that his friend has just given blood. The donor is indeed as happy as a poet as he struggles up the stairs, for today he’s brought with him wine (it’s usually a bottle of Anhui or Hubei medicinal wine), roast goose, eggs (real brown eggs) and the writer’s favourite delicacy: a jar of spicy broad beans. Soon the friends will swig back the wine and start to rummage through the fragments of their lives. They will pour their hearts out to each other, insult and curse each other, while all the time savouring the pleasant sensation of food rubbing into their stomachs. Then the blood donor will try to provoke the writer into swearing at him. He loves to hear him swear; the foul language offers him a spiritual comfort sorely lacking in a life lived through giving blood.

  ‘For fuck’s sake!’ he will hear the writer moan as the alcohol drifts to his head. ‘You’re wasting your time on those fucking losers, you miserable bastard …’

  The writer opens his door to let the blood donor in. After a brisk embrace, they arrange the food on plates, open the bottle of wine, and spread out sheets of manuscript paper for the discarded bones. The writer then carefully tears a sheet of paper in half to make two napkins: one for his hands, the other for his mouth. (His grandfather did the same when he was alive, but used a piece of old cloth instead.) They take their seats at the table. The writer squeezes into his state-allotted black leather revolving chair, the professional blood donor perches on a plastic stool.

  ‘Are you suffering, my friend?’ the blood donor asks, hoping to lure the writer out of his shell. ‘Last week you said that life was hell. Am I right?’

  ‘Last year I thought life was hell. Last week I thought it was unbearable. Today I just think it’s a bore. Maybe tomorrow I’ll give up on this damn novel, if I still can’t manage to put these characters onto the page.’ The professional writer’s voice is always hoarse before the wine starts to take effect. It sounds as though he is putting it on.

  ‘But you hate those people! You said they’re dregs, worthless trash. You said I was the scum of the earth too. Why waste your time writing about them?’ The blood donor’s face is as pale as it was when he first entered the room.

  ‘I want to transform their lives into a work of art, although I’m sure they will never bother to read it.’ The writer glances around the room, or perhaps he’s just moving his head. ‘Stupid bastards!’ he grumbles. ‘They always forget to put ginger in their fish-head soup.’

  The Professional Blood Donor

  Without waiting to raise his glass for a toast, the blood donor grabs the fattest chunk of goose (buttock, perhaps) between his chopsticks, and pops it into his mouth. Being a blood donor by profession, he has developed an instinctive capacity to pick out the most nutritious food on the table. He can extract every drop of goodness from each chunk of food, then chew it down to its last scrap.

  ‘You have a very acute sense of smell,’ the blood donor says, swallowing his first mouthful.

  ‘I don’t understand those two,’ the writer mutters. ‘They keep dashing about in a terrible hurry. They must have a lot to do.’

  ‘I’ve been at it for seven years now.’ The blood donor spits out a shard of broken bone. A dark glob of blood falls from the marrow and congeals on the white paper.

  ‘So have I,’ the professional writer replies, chomping on his chunk of goose. As he chews voraciously and throws his head back to swallow, the rolls of middle-aged fat under his chin squeeze in and out. From a distance, it looks as though he’s weeping. The blood donor knows that the writer’s face will soon assume the form of a swollen walnut, as it always does when the alcohol starts to kick in.

  ‘I don’t have to tax my brain to get this food on the table,’ the blood donor says provocatively. ‘Still, I have a lot of pain in here,’ he adds, patting his chest. He has used this last phrase many times over the past seven years. He picked it up from the writer. After the donor’s second blood donation, the writer took him in his arms and sobbed, ‘I have a lot of pain in here.’

  ‘You must add thin slices of ginger to fish-head soup to take away the bitter aftertaste. Everyone knows that!’ The writer lowers his head and spews out a broken bone onto the manuscript paper. ‘My hook is going nowhere. I’ll have to start again from scratch.’

  The donor stares at the writer’s balding crown: thin strands of wisdom springing from a shiny scalp.

  The blood donor is known as Vlazerim, a nickname he acquired during the Cultural Revolution when he, the writer and their fellow ‘urban youths’ were sent to a re-education camp in the countryside to ‘learn from the peasants’. Vlazerim is the swarthy hero of an Albanian propaganda film. The night after his production team were shown the film, he shouted from his sleep, ‘Hey, Vlazerim!’ and the name has stuck to him ever since. Unfortunately, he is not as tall and strong as the hero of the film. When the Cultural Revolution came to an end, he returned to this town and tried to look for a job, but since he had no particular skills or backdoor connections, he had difficulty finding suitable employment.
After two years of living on the streets, he finally picked up a job in the Western District, dredging excrement from the public latrines. Unfortunately, no one told him that when you lug shit about, you have to balance a plank of wood over the top of the bucket to stop it tipping over. However hard he tried, he never managed to wash the stench from his trousers, and ended up selling them to a peasant for one and a half yuan.

  Then one day he joined the crowded ranks of the town’s blood donors, and for the first time in his life, received forty-five yuan’s worth of food rations, a doctor’s authorisation to buy pig liver, and coupons for three kilograms of eggs. Everything he could ever have hoped for in life was granted to him in a single day. When he returned home and whacked the doctor’s authorisation and ration coupons onto the table, his parents and elder sister suddenly saw him in a new light. He soon took over as head of the family. When he was awarded a coupon to buy a Phoenix bicycle for helping a textile factory with its donation quotas, his fame spread throughout the district. Neighbours gathered at his home to chat about his latest successes. Three large factories in the Western District issued him with fake identity papers so that he could donate blood on behalf of their staff. Smaller work units tried to bribe him with wine and cigarettes, hoping he would help them out as well, but he could never be bothered to stick his neck out for them.

  After seven years of hard work, Vlazerim is now a millionaire. His pockets are stuffed with awards and prizes from government factories and private enterprises. He has coupons to buy electric fans, televisions, matches, coal, gas and meat. A few years ago, he and a couple of friends set up a Blood Donor Recruitment Agency in a public latrine in the middle of town. They position their desk in the yard next to a pool of urine, and place a plank between the desk and the puddle to protect them from stray splashes. At night they lock the desk to the railings with a metal chain so that no one can take it away. They pay just three yuan a month in rent to the local hygiene board, the only restriction on their business being that they are forbidden to put up a signboard. Most days they are able to pull ten or twenty people off the street and persuade them to join the agency. When the new recruits have finished with the formalities, they walk to the hospital across the road to give blood, then return to the latrine, hand over to the agency half the cash they’ve earned, and take home the rest. The blood donor splits the profit with his colleagues, but always keeps the largest share for himself.

  The agency is equipped with all the materials and documents necessary for giving blood. They have piles of paper, official stamps, glue, forged identity cards and passport photographs. If the recruit is underweight, the agency can fill his stomach with drinking water, or attach heavy metal rods to his legs. If the recruit is too short, the agency has four pairs of high-heeled shoes in differing sizes that they lend out free of charge. (A man stole two pairs from them once when they weren’t looking. They had heels three centimetres high – enough for a child of twelve to pass the hospital’s minimum height requirements for prospective donors.)

  The friends suck and chew the meat, mashing it to a soft pulp. Outside, everything has turned dark blue. It is the dim, blurry scene that follows sunset. There are lights shining in the high rise buildings; from the window it looks like a starry night sky.

  The two men chomp and swallow the food, savouring each mouthful. Their voices are beginning to sound tired.

  This dinner cost twice as much as the professional writer’s monthly wage. It’s a proper meal with real meat. The writer ate very little meat as a child. His mother was only able to make soup if he and his brothers happened to pick up a scrap of pork rind on the streets. The blood donor’s background was more privileged. In the re-education camp he boasted that he’d eaten meat seventeen times in his life. But after just one year of giving blood, he could afford to eat twice this amount. Premier Deng Xiaoping’s strategy of opening the country to the outside world and introducing economic reform had set him walking on the road to paradise.

  ‘In the re-education camp, we were only given meat once,’ the blood donor says. ‘I remember the night before it was served. I lay in bed, unable to sleep. I hadn’t eaten a thing all day. The cook was in the kitchen frying the meat, and the smells were wafting all the way up to our dormitory.’

  ‘I used to worship Gorky at the time,’ the writer says. ‘I also liked those books by Gogol and Hans Andersen that the authorities confiscated from the county library.’

  ‘You’re looking rough these days. I bet you haven’t left your flat all week.’ The blood donor exhales a puff of tobacco. He can buy six packs of foreign cigarettes for one television coupon. ‘Tell me,’ he says. ‘Am I looking yellow and thin?’

  ‘Just the opposite. You look green and fat.’ The writer opens his electric kettle and watches the eggs boiling away inside. One of the shells has broken, and a strand of yolk is wriggling through the water like a fish. ‘Ha! There’s a disaster looming,’ he mumbles distractedly, remembering the plot of a fable he read the day before. ‘Look at this cracked shell. The sailors are shipwrecked and the king is on the run …’ His face looks even more like a walnut now, although he appears to be smiling. It must be the alcohol swilling through his stomach.

  The Party secretary of the local Writers’ Association called him in recently to assign him a new task. He announced that the Party’s Central Committee had decided that the national campaign to learn from Lei Feng – the selfless PLA soldier who dedicated his life to serving the revolutionary cause and the needs of the common people – was due to reach a peak in March. The secretary commissioned the writer to compose a short novel on the theme of ‘Learning from Comrade Lei Feng’.

  ‘Find me a modern Lei Feng,’ the secretary said. ‘Someone in today’s world who has the same socialist consciousness that Lei Feng had in the 1960s. “Seek truth from the facts”, as our Premier says. Make him come alive on the page, and finish the story with him losing his life while trying to save a comrade in distress.’

  The professional writer felt faint as he sat opposite his leader. He tried to keep his eyes open and force out a smile. He knew that this was the expression expected of him.

  ‘In which year did Lei Feng die?’ the writer asked. He knew very well the answer to the question; he just wanted to give his leader a chance to scold him.

  ‘Do you really need to ask me that? You’d better think things through, Comrade Sheng. You have obviously not taken Lei Feng into your heart.’

  ‘The Party is in my heart,’ the writer said.

  ‘Hmm. Well, now you have a chance to prove that to us. The Party has trained you to wield your pen, and now is your opportunity to wield it. Do you understand? “For a thousand days we train our troops, to use them in just one battle”, as the saying goes. It’s time you paid back your debts to the Party. I’ll leave the details to you. Come and see me if there are any problems. But let me warn you, your work was not up to scratch last year. The titles and contents of your stories were poor, and the political standpoint of the reformers was ambiguous. You should not have placed the senior Party cadres in the roles of the reactionaries.’

  ‘Last year the newspapers reported that the senior cadres were too conservative, and that the Party wanted them to loosen their reins and let the younger cadres take control of the reform process.’

  ‘Well this year it’s changed, hasn’t it? Now it’s the older you are, the more reformist you are. “The waves of the Yangtze River are pushed forward from behind”, as the saying goes.’

  ‘What age should I make my Lei Feng?’ the writer asked, pulling out his notebook.

  The secretary paused for a while. ‘You’ll have to decide that yourself But don’t take too long. As we speak, every writers’ association in the country is preparing for this campaign. They’re putting their best writers on the job. Make sure you don’t miss the boat.’ Then he stopped and looked him straight in the eye. ‘If you come up with a good story about a new Lei Feng, the Party organs will send you an applica
tion form for inclusion in The Great Dictionary of Chinese Writers.’

  ‘My very own place in history!’ the writer exclaims to his friend. ‘Just one short novel, and I can enter The Great Dictionary of Chinese Writers.’

  The donor nods his head. ‘You will become immortal.’

  ‘I must find a living Lei Feng, but I can’t think of anyone suitable.’ The writer remembers taking out his diary on his first day in the re-education camp, and writing on the front page: ‘Just like Lei Feng, I will be a screw that never rusts. Wherever the Party chooses to place me, I will shine.’ He remembers learning how Lei Feng wore the same pair of socks for five years, darning them again and again, preferring to give his money away to the poor rather than buy himself a new pair. The writer racks his brain, trying to think of someone he knows who shows the same selfless, heroic qualities, but all that comes to mind are the characters of his unwritten novel: a young entrepreneur who runs a private crematorium; an illegal migrant who writes letters for the illiterate; a father who spends his life trying to get rid of his retarded daughter …

  These are people he knows, has read about or sees every day on the streets. They are the people he understands, the people he’d write about, if he had the courage. Their lives are as miserable and constricted as his own. But he is fully aware that if he wrote about these sad and feeble characters, his leaders would consider him unfit for the post of professional writer. He would lose his state salary, his apartment, his membership of the Writers’ Association, and any chance of being included in the literary encyclopaedias.

  The chunks of goose meat are enjoying a gentle massage by their stomachs’ digestive juices. The friends seem more at ease now.

  ‘The eggs are ready,’ the blood donor says. ‘You will enter The Great Dictionary. You’re a writer, the conscience of our generation. But look at me! I’ve saved hundreds of lives by giving blood, but what have I got to show for it? I could die tomorrow and no one would know. Unless you decide to write about me, of course.’